"The Jackson Five"

So I've recently been addicted to this blog www.thewoodfolks.blogspot.com and its so funny b/c I think I'm like her in a way...or at least she's my witty fun side that I don't use a whole lot. So here's some random thoughts she had that I've either thought about, said, or I totally agree with but don't think I would ever say....

I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

More ofen than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 min shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

I think the part of a best friend's job should be to immediately cleare your computer history if you die.

Whenever someone says "I"m not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first THEN turn on the water.

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever....(not true now since I have a baby-everything gets dirty)

Bad decisions make good stories.

Can we all agree to ignore what comes after DVD's. I dont' want to have to restart my collection.

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

Do not machine wash or tumble dry means I will never wash this ever.

I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?"

I hate leaving the house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I've learned from some light internet stalking.

Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.



Allan's all time favorite because he says this all the time....Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier and sluttier every year?

And my ALL TIME FAVORITE b/c this is me exactly....Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got a Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Dont' mind if I do!

And just some funny ones...that I've never thought of....but I laughed at

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it.....thanks Mario Kart.



Hope you had some good laughs like I did...

Until next time....